Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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