Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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