is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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