Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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