do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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