playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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