i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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