Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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