So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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