That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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