im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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