I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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