Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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