gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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