im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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