Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Congratulations! We have a period
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