Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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