I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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