id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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