Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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