Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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