the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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