Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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