you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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