I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
