I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
The ass gains better be worth it
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