Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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