On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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