He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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