found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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