Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I will pee on everything he values.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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