I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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