hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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