I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She needs sedatives and a leash
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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