we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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