I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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