if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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