I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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