Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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