I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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