u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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