i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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