Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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