i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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