We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
soo... how was my night?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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