Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus