Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(318): View more from Louisiana

This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(818): View more from California

we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.

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(540): View more from Virginia

It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

So unmotivated today.

(808): View more from Hawaii

Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.

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(619): View more from California

i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.

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