Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

break up sex still means we will always be broken up.

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(804): View more from Virginia

it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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(707): View more from California

She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

His hands were made for my vagina.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

someone was throwing condoms at us.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

no, they just magically show up around you.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(416): View more from Toronto

He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.

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