At least make sure they are 18
Why
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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