I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My breasts were aching with rage.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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