You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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