have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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