I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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