We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
why is half of my head shaved?
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