dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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