Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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