PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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